Long Wednesday. Slow day for the quips, but enjoy:
XML RPC, you know what it means to me
"Anything you do in JavaScript is iminently hackable" - The gospel as spoken by Garth
Java got mad at Dave, so Dave had to compile on the couch that night
One night, Garth was preaching the good word of Java at a local pub, when a group of lowly developers brought to him a lame app. They could not get to him so they lowered the thumb drive through a hole in the ceiling. Garth took pity on the app and said, "compile and run." And yay, Pandora was born.
If you use Spring you will go to a special hell, a level of hell reserved only for bad developers and people who talk at the theatre
Hark, what script on yonder server breaks
What happens when computers AI becomes "intelligent" enough for this: "I'm sorry Garth, I can't allow you to do that" -Paradox, the AI has peaked, but it is so foolish that it will attempt to deny an action to Garth
Do you know the DBA, the DBA, the DBA, do you know the DBA who works with Oracle?
In a small cube, on his laptop, he writes Java - White Room from Cream
Time for me to get some work done. Good night Internet.
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