Thursday, September 3, 2009

NNOOOO SPRIIIINNGGS!!!!!

Hello to everyone. Today was a great day wasn't it? Struts, Spring MVC, and a nice long walk. I decided I would try to come up with a 1:1 mapping of people involved in the SE track to programming languages/frameworks/buzzwords. Don't worry I didn't do my own, that would be unfair. Here are today's quips:

bug in the code, and you're to blame. You give Struts a bad name

"Who is she?"..."Garth groupie" - thanks Dave

I had a brief moment of weakness this morning. I doubted the gospel as spoken by the prophet Nick.

I'd hit it like the fist of an angry Garth

hibernate-man hibernate-man, loves to work with database-man, there's a row, he'll find it, and when
there's not, he'll make it, hibernate-man, hibernate-man

"In the beginning Sun had what they called the Model 1 Architecture" - The gospel as spoken by Garth

Garth just sat there staring at the fire, and it extinguished itself - thanks Dave

"The problem with Struts is it got baked too quickly" - The gospel as spoken by Garth

new goal. come up with 1:1 mapping from prog languages/frameworks to leap SEs:
Instructors/Managers
Garth - Bytecode
John - C
Nick - C++
Julien - Regex
Q - RSS
John O - C#
Izi - XPath

Phil - Perl
Jordan - Falcon
Tim - COBOL
Darrell - Ruby
Ryan F - ActionScript
Lee - .NET
Adam G - Pascal
Stu - Scala
Kevin - UML
Ping - Nemerle
Dave H - XML
Chris K - Lua
Adam K - Scheme
Ilana - Rails
Ryan M - VB
Fazim - Oracle
Chris O - JavaScript
Nathan - Icon
David S - Python
Azuri - Ant
Matt - Fortran
Michael - Mythryl
Teddy - PHP
Nick W - LTSA
Justin - JUnit

not crossovers or references but still got a laugh:
Darrell: "Looks like you've got a case of the Mondays"
Me: "Think you could get me some MonDayQuil then?"

John O's email: "Careful there's been a bug going around" (paraphrase)
Proposed response: "The bug has been identified as a Mondays epidemic"

Time for me to attempt installing Windows 7. Let's all hope for the best. Good night Internet.

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