Back in the day, I had a collection of minions doing my bidding, younger nerds seeking someone to prevent the average hazing of a suburban high school. One of these minions has done what I thought he never would.
Approximately 11:56 in
He is an anarchist, an ordained priest (in the church of the subgenius), has been struck by a vehicle (small settlement) and has an arachnoid sist the size of a golf ball in his brain.
He probably walked there. This kid walks everywhere
Friday, October 2, 2009
hail hail to the king of code!
Ok so today had some good ones. Nothing too major, but we got a good chuckle today. Looking forward to an exciting weekend here. Enjoy:
In the source code, in a class with no name
Put your hands down and CODE, come on now, just CODE, come on now just CODE, come on now
None of us did poor enough to be frozen in carbonite, but none of us did well enough to get 3 weeks shore leave on Risa
Holy Moaks
When they drop the nukes, only the RIT qeads will survive...we're like cockroaches - Thanks Adam
I find Jews fascinating -how humorously inappropriate
That frog's wearing a top hat. Frogs aren't supposed to wear top hats silly
I know a guy...
Warabak has contracted a case of the Moops - Thanks Delaney
Employees==Data
I was basically told this week not to be home tonight. My mother said "yeah...we're having a meeting here on Friday." what type of meeting you ask? a church meeting. Something about their son still living at home, drinking and smoking made them uncomfortable. I ended up walking in with my briefcase, my drycleaning, and my bi-weekly whiskey/cigarette purchase. Oh how I shame them.
Dave has also informed me that I have stooped to a new low: considering spending a Friday evening at GameStop for an ODST tournament which I am not even competing in.
Happy Friday everyone. It is time now for me to make the important choice: Pool hall by myself, GameStop ODST tourney, solo gaming, or work. Good night Internet
In the source code, in a class with no name
Put your hands down and CODE, come on now, just CODE, come on now just CODE, come on now
None of us did poor enough to be frozen in carbonite, but none of us did well enough to get 3 weeks shore leave on Risa
Holy Moaks
When they drop the nukes, only the RIT qeads will survive...we're like cockroaches - Thanks Adam
I find Jews fascinating -how humorously inappropriate
That frog's wearing a top hat. Frogs aren't supposed to wear top hats silly
I know a guy...
Warabak has contracted a case of the Moops - Thanks Delaney
Employees==Data
I was basically told this week not to be home tonight. My mother said "yeah...we're having a meeting here on Friday." what type of meeting you ask? a church meeting. Something about their son still living at home, drinking and smoking made them uncomfortable. I ended up walking in with my briefcase, my drycleaning, and my bi-weekly whiskey/cigarette purchase. Oh how I shame them.
Dave has also informed me that I have stooped to a new low: considering spending a Friday evening at GameStop for an ODST tournament which I am not even competing in.
Happy Friday everyone. It is time now for me to make the important choice: Pool hall by myself, GameStop ODST tourney, solo gaming, or work. Good night Internet
Sorry
Here are the ones I lost track of:
"Mock objects and dependency injection are just for people who don't know math" - Erik Meijer. - thanks Moak
["HTTP________________"]=> string(12) "------------"
Write sixteen apps, what'da ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt
In an all hands meeting the other day, a womoan sneezed. I almost said "Garth bless you"...half the room would have been horribly confused. Who else of you wanted to say it?
"Mock objects and dependency injection are just for people who don't know math" - Erik Meijer. - thanks Moak
["HTTP________________"]=> string(12) "------------"
Write sixteen apps, what'da ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt
In an all hands meeting the other day, a womoan sneezed. I almost said "Garth bless you"...half the room would have been horribly confused. Who else of you wanted to say it?
Thursday, October 1, 2009
LOLWUT?
Great day today! Lost a few due to a minor restart issue but enjoy that which survived:
I'm in your shared drive nuking your folders
I'm being clever...Java won't let me be clever
you silly bitch: if(null)
Phil: So I like their bagels at au bon pain way better than cosi, I went there to get my morning baked goods and caffeine fix. A medium capuccino with an extra shot of espresso and a plain bagel toasted with cream cheese...plus tax... comes out to $6.66...Theeee best part of waking up, is SAAAATAN in your cup!
Pokemon: Leap Edition
- A Wild Moak has appeared
- Throw Moakeball
- Your Delaney has evolved into GARTH
- Wild Sokol uses ability: Smoke cigarette
...More to come
Finally got it...15 mb CD shipped Fedex. And Q laughed at me for the idea that they might ship it
Food now, Sleep later. Good night Internet.
I'm in your shared drive nuking your folders
I'm being clever...Java won't let me be clever
you silly bitch: if(null)
Phil: So I like their bagels at au bon pain way better than cosi, I went there to get my morning baked goods and caffeine fix. A medium capuccino with an extra shot of espresso and a plain bagel toasted with cream cheese...plus tax... comes out to $6.66...Theeee best part of waking up, is SAAAATAN in your cup!
Pokemon: Leap Edition
- A Wild Moak has appeared
- Throw Moakeball
- Your Delaney has evolved into GARTH
- Wild Sokol uses ability: Smoke cigarette
...More to come
Finally got it...15 mb CD shipped Fedex. And Q laughed at me for the idea that they might ship it
Food now, Sleep later. Good night Internet.
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