Sorry everyone, forgot to post this before leaving yesterday.
Really slow day. Boredom has overcome almost every aspect of my life. Welcome to Groundhog day! Enjoy them:
Frank: "Ever since you guys started working here my computer's been a lot slower. And it's just the way things work here, but it's your fault."
Phil: "No. You're right, it is our fault. We's stealin' all your megahertz."
new Timestamp(Calendar.getInstance().getTime().getTime()) ... Java's date/time functions aren't complicated at ALL - Thanks Phil
I noticed something about that whole Longcat is Long, thing...If you just change some of the spacing and meaning around...you can get: Long cat = new Long();...I'm down wit OOP - Thanks again Phil
FOUL! Aggressive type-checking! Penalty: 2 minutes! - Wow...just crankin' 'em out today 'at 'e is
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Well, you see..Maxi Pad.
Max(iPad).
iPad.
Apple: A computer for your bleeding vagina.
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Great success! Well done Phil
My inner nerd must be dying. None of todays gems are from me.
So a sensitive situation has arisen. This involves the protection of someone who is not able to defend themself. Fight for what you believe, especially if you do not believe very much. Good night Internet.
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