I am become script - The shatterer of IDEs

Boredom has overcome every aspect of life. Enjoy it:

Documentation and You: a Work Sucks Story

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This one's for you buddy!
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I hopped in the code with N++
with a dream and my compiler
welcome to the app for JIT debug, (woah)
am I gonna break it?

Jumped in the app,
Here I am for the first time
Look to the root and I see the sys admin
This is all so crazy
All the code seems so lazy

My browser's churnin and I'm seein' lotsa bug fix
Too much pressure and I'm nervous,
That's when the cubicle turned to a server farm
and an uplink light was on
and the uplink light was on
and the uplink light was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re running my script,
And the lisp apps fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Moving my code like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re runnin my script
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the server room
Yeah, It's a party in the server room

Get to the cube with my lunch in hand
Everybody's lookin at me now
Like “whos that chick, thats eatin' soy?
She gotta be a warabakk"

So bad when my code crashes on me
Its definitely not a sandbox party
Cause’ my code just wiped the bin dir
I guess I shoulda caught the error

My browser's churnin and I'm seein' lotsa bug fix
Too much pressure and I'm nervous
That's when JMI dropped my packet set
and a prod code freeze was on
and the prod code freeze was on
and the prod code freeze was on

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re running my script,
And the lisp apps fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Moving my code like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re runnin my script
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the server room
Yeah, It's a party in the server room

Feel like forkin' up a proc (up a proc)
SU root to run again (to run againt)
Something stops me everytime (everytime)
The server runs my script and I feel alright!

CHORUS:
So I put my hands up
They’re running my script,
And the lisp apps fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Moving my code like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re runnin my script
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the server room
Yeah, It's a party in the server room


So I put my hands up
They’re running my script,
And the lisp apps fly away
Noddin’ my head like yeah
Moving my code like yeah,
And I got my hands up,
They’re runnin my script
I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah, It's a party in the server room
Yeah, It's a party in the server room (Party in the server room!)
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This isn't the glamorous life of enterprise programming I was promised

Ok, let's try to salvage what little is left of my motivation. Good night Internet.