Lessons Learned

So we learned many lessons this weekend:

-Shot glasses do not belong in the garbage disposal
-We absolutely suck at rock band
-When people name a drink after you, don't tell them it looks like they urinated in a glass...the drink will get renamed to something worse
-Vegan Pizza = BAD
-Warabak needs an intervention. His veganism is starting to hurt others
-NH State Liquor stores only allow 1 trip per day
-Fire bad
-Deep frying Oreos is not the best idea...although they were delicious
-Stomping on the floor shouting "We're comin' down! I'm gonna get ya!" at 3 AM (to the neighbors you've never met) is a suboptimal idea
-Juggling knives can sometimes be dangerous
-Warabak does not want cheese on his burrangos
-Warabak + drinks + taco bell + local cops = bad


I pose a new question: Garth vs. Vegan Pizza. Who wins?
-Either way, everyone loses.

Good night Internet.