Spice must flow

Matt is internet deprived, I also felt this was funny from a few days ago and deserved public light. Incidentally I hate JDBC. Strongly typed languages with overly aggressive type checking and no implicit casting intelligence have no business connecting to a database.

Phil:

java.sql.SQLException: 
          Your database is mad at you: 
          No, it won't tell you what you've done
     java.sql.Statement: You should know by now (Unknown)

Smokol: INSERT INTO apology (reason) VALUES (?)