Thank Garth It's Friday

Long week. Finally over. Weekend is welcome. Enjoy them:

public int haiku(){
int b = c + 2;
return b % c;
}

Davey: and the garth commanded, "let there be light"?
Phil: Garth would command Light light = new Sun("yellow"); light.run();

you know the big bang theory? well it's become a law...with some modifications
[garth@universe /]$ !

If a build fails and no service is running to acknowledge it, does it still send a notification?

Me: If one were to take the fourier transform of the women in this establishment, they could derive the likelihood that I will be departing alone...1
Phil: That's just trying too hard
-Yes, yes it is Phil, and the best part is there aren't enough variables listed to even do that.

Phil: Oh god. This is the person outsourcing demotivators are made about. BUT THEY'RE NOT AN OUTSOURCE.

Time for me to go enjoy this glorious weekend. Good night Internet.

i laugh at your suffering!

Last night's post

Not quite as rough a day as yesterday. BOO WORK hooray documentation? bleh. Enjoy them:

I've had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane

We are using a patchwork nuclear missile to kill a gnat.

Garth kills Dumbledore

Pickup lines:
How are you with differential equations?
I could teach you about Heisenberg's Uncertainty principle...
I'm looking for Schrödinger's cat, mind helping me find it?

Me: I thought you processed in a queue not a stack
Phil: I guess the pointer jumped
Me: oh nooo

Phil: Do you know if IBM has any java based DB stack that can easily plug into websphere?
Me: LOL
Me: IBM...easy...websphere
Me: I laugh at your suffering

Ok I am off to try to make something of my evening. We shall see. Good night Internet.

Live to Code, Code to Live!

Not a bad day, but very, very slow. I believe I may have gone completely insane. Anyway, here's today's stuff:

"The type java.lang.Object cannot be resolved. It is indirectly referenced from required .class files"

Java cannot find Java. Please find Java and press any key to try again.

Phil G: I'm trying to repair a broken hole in my heart
Me: So what you're saying is spring is failing to initialize a bean causing the server to fail to start?

Is it wrong to query a woman asking if she employs Time Lord technology?

A bored Smokol appears
Smokol uses Request Work
No Effect
Smokol has become confused
Smokol has hurt himself

Now you code, and coding is half the battle

Merry Anne Thought The Bees Over Rear Entrance Died

Phil: ...I wonder if I can write a greasemonkey script to replace the word "iPhone" in pages with a little gif of a turd.
-Well played sir

Ask your doctor if Smokol is right for you. Side effects may include: Insanity, nausea, and death from asthma related symptoms.

Phil: Who writes code like that?
Phil: ...I think this person is redefining null. In Java. SICK BASTARD!

Let me know if you'd like a copy of the abstract for our first topic.
It's been a long day, but not too terrible. Time for me to lose myself in the magic of the technology at the apartment. Good night Internet.

Boo Work...HOORAY CODE!

Another slow day yesterday. Couldn't get on at EoD to make the post. Enjoy them:

I gotta go talk to a man about some code

Threads are dying! We just sit here and write code without thinking about what we cause or even how futile our own existences are, I mean seriously THREADS ARE DYING!

Hello, this is your future calling...just kidding, I don't exit. You have no future.

Time for me to get some coding done. Good night Internet.

Lessons Learned

So we learned many lessons this weekend:

-Shot glasses do not belong in the garbage disposal
-We absolutely suck at rock band
-When people name a drink after you, don't tell them it looks like they urinated in a glass...the drink will get renamed to something worse
-Vegan Pizza = BAD
-Warabak needs an intervention. His veganism is starting to hurt others
-NH State Liquor stores only allow 1 trip per day
-Fire bad
-Deep frying Oreos is not the best idea...although they were delicious
-Stomping on the floor shouting "We're comin' down! I'm gonna get ya!" at 3 AM (to the neighbors you've never met) is a suboptimal idea
-Juggling knives can sometimes be dangerous
-Warabak does not want cheese on his burrangos
-Warabak + drinks + taco bell + local cops = bad


I pose a new question: Garth vs. Vegan Pizza. Who wins?
-Either way, everyone loses.

Good night Internet.

Big OL NIGHT

Warabakk likes 'em with the delangey hair. Can't believe we didn't get kicked out of that place.

Warabakk's plang for tomorrow:
Wake up at 2
deep fry 2 pounds of tofu
Buy beer
return to bar
Propose to red-head
Marry her

Somehow somewhere in there, he's going to learn her real name...or at least her fake name.

target = warabakk's morning goal

Warabakk = Private W = Nick

Enjoy.
Good night Internet.

What hath Garth wrought?

Ok, so it's the new year, 2010. A brand new era in the nerd life. Settling in here, and I've decided to start posting again. I figured it's about time we do another mapping and it may as well be for the Doctor.

The Doctor - Garth
Cyber-Controller - John O
Dalek Sec - Q
The Face of Boe - Izi
Rose Tyler - John F
All Leap Graduates - The Adherence of the Repeated Meme

It's nothing major but I wanted to start things back up. And now for some of today's contemplations:

"I'm starving...I should get a coffee" - This is my first thought when I get to work. Is this bad?

"This coffee cup appears to be operating at approximately 88% structural integrity"

I picked up a bottle of Bushmill 21 Rare. Sampled it the other night.
After just 1 sip, I saw Garth, descending from heaven, shrouded in all the glory of true OO Design. It was GLORIOUS

It's over Warabak, I have the compiler! You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the code not destroy it!

It was the best of code. It was the worst of code...'Tis a far, far better app that I code, than I have ever coded; it is a far, far better crash that I now cause than I have ever known

To fork, or not to fork: that is the question. Whether tis mem'ry for the proc to prosper the ram and users of servers unix, or to write a script anew and 'void the troubles brought by the watchful eye of finger, grep, and ps

What hath Garth wrought?

Big Ol' Weekend ahead of us.

Side note: I will now begin writing research papers on a variety of technical topics. Shortly before completing one, I may post requesting ideas for the next topic. Also, I will post them as I complete them for those who are interested to read.

That is all. Good night internet.