bored Smokol needs beer badly!

Ahh another lovely day. Brilliant rantings. Good problems solved. All in all, not bad. Enjoy them:

I somehow created an infinite chain of file output streams and it ran for several GIGS before I realized. -Well done Phil

No, PGP provider. A 31.5KB file cannot be encrypted into a 76 character string. You are simply wrong. -Another good'un from comrade Phil

"Maven has made compiling Java projects almost an effortless job. You no longer need to worry about placing all the required class files in your classpath."
BULL
SHIT

Phil: Is there a software engineering union we can get to rally for a "Denim is good for the soul" day?
Me: doubt it. Although i did hear of a "Chili Stains are a Sign of Wisdom" rally
Phil: If that means I can use some chili stained jeans as a vehicle to showcase my wisdom, I'm down for that. I'll need to stain some jeans but there is a slowcooker in my apartment, chili is not that far away.
Me: for ultimate wisdom toss the jeans in with the chili
Phil: Good knowledge that is allowed to soak in and REALLY simmer, will eventually become wisdom.

WTF AAPL
Good find Phil

"The website you are attempting to contact has not been able to respond because an ad for Pizza Hut is playing to the server room. They are hungry so no one has clicked the Next button yet." - INDEED sir, in deed

403: Forbidden. Please acknowledge the iPod Ad by spinning the clickwheel

Delangey: well i just don't think we ever get together and not have a big ol night
Me: well played
Me: we are quite the self annhialating trio of destruction
Delangey: lol yep
Me: something tells me you would round up all the dogs in my building and just dump the nog on the floor. then you would kneel down and lap it up with all the dogs
Me: have yourself a grand old dog nog party
Delangey: i mean yeah that sound just perfect to me

Time for leave. Bioshock 2 awaits. Big night. Lots and lots of little sisters to save. Good night internet.