So we learned many lessons this weekend:
-Shot glasses do not belong in the garbage disposal
-We absolutely suck at rock band
-When people name a drink after you, don't tell them it looks like they urinated in a glass...the drink will get renamed to something worse
-Vegan Pizza = BAD
-Warabak needs an intervention. His veganism is starting to hurt others
-NH State Liquor stores only allow 1 trip per day
-Fire bad
-Deep frying Oreos is not the best idea...although they were delicious
-Stomping on the floor shouting "We're comin' down! I'm gonna get ya!" at 3 AM (to the neighbors you've never met) is a suboptimal idea
-Juggling knives can sometimes be dangerous
-Warabak does not want cheese on his burrangos
-Warabak + drinks + taco bell + local cops = bad
I pose a new question: Garth vs. Vegan Pizza. Who wins?
-Either way, everyone loses.
Good night Internet.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Saturday, January 16, 2010
Big OL NIGHT
Warabakk likes 'em with the delangey hair. Can't believe we didn't get kicked out of that place.
Warabakk's plang for tomorrow:
Wake up at 2
deep fry 2 pounds of tofu
Buy beer
return to bar
Propose to red-head
Marry her
Somehow somewhere in there, he's going to learn her real name...or at least her fake name.
target = warabakk's morning goal
Warabakk = Private W = Nick
Enjoy.
Good night Internet.
Warabakk's plang for tomorrow:
Wake up at 2
deep fry 2 pounds of tofu
Buy beer
return to bar
Propose to red-head
Marry her
Somehow somewhere in there, he's going to learn her real name...or at least her fake name.
target = warabakk's morning goal
Warabakk = Private W = Nick
Enjoy.
Good night Internet.
Friday, January 15, 2010
What hath Garth wrought?
Ok, so it's the new year, 2010. A brand new era in the nerd life. Settling in here, and I've decided to start posting again. I figured it's about time we do another mapping and it may as well be for the Doctor.
The Doctor - Garth
Cyber-Controller - John O
Dalek Sec - Q
The Face of Boe - Izi
Rose Tyler - John F
All Leap Graduates - The Adherence of the Repeated Meme
It's nothing major but I wanted to start things back up. And now for some of today's contemplations:
"I'm starving...I should get a coffee" - This is my first thought when I get to work. Is this bad?
"This coffee cup appears to be operating at approximately 88% structural integrity"
I picked up a bottle of Bushmill 21 Rare. Sampled it the other night.
After just 1 sip, I saw Garth, descending from heaven, shrouded in all the glory of true OO Design. It was GLORIOUS
It's over Warabak, I have the compiler! You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the code not destroy it!
It was the best of code. It was the worst of code...'Tis a far, far better app that I code, than I have ever coded; it is a far, far better crash that I now cause than I have ever known
To fork, or not to fork: that is the question. Whether tis mem'ry for the proc to prosper the ram and users of servers unix, or to write a script anew and 'void the troubles brought by the watchful eye of finger, grep, and ps
What hath Garth wrought?
Big Ol' Weekend ahead of us.
Side note: I will now begin writing research papers on a variety of technical topics. Shortly before completing one, I may post requesting ideas for the next topic. Also, I will post them as I complete them for those who are interested to read.
That is all. Good night internet.
The Doctor - Garth
Cyber-Controller - John O
Dalek Sec - Q
The Face of Boe - Izi
Rose Tyler - John F
All Leap Graduates - The Adherence of the Repeated Meme
It's nothing major but I wanted to start things back up. And now for some of today's contemplations:
"I'm starving...I should get a coffee" - This is my first thought when I get to work. Is this bad?
"This coffee cup appears to be operating at approximately 88% structural integrity"
I picked up a bottle of Bushmill 21 Rare. Sampled it the other night.
After just 1 sip, I saw Garth, descending from heaven, shrouded in all the glory of true OO Design. It was GLORIOUS
It's over Warabak, I have the compiler! You were the chosen one! You were supposed to bring balance to the code not destroy it!
It was the best of code. It was the worst of code...'Tis a far, far better app that I code, than I have ever coded; it is a far, far better crash that I now cause than I have ever known
To fork, or not to fork: that is the question. Whether tis mem'ry for the proc to prosper the ram and users of servers unix, or to write a script anew and 'void the troubles brought by the watchful eye of finger, grep, and ps
What hath Garth wrought?
Big Ol' Weekend ahead of us.
Side note: I will now begin writing research papers on a variety of technical topics. Shortly before completing one, I may post requesting ideas for the next topic. Also, I will post them as I complete them for those who are interested to read.
That is all. Good night internet.
Friday, October 2, 2009
Emergency Post
Back in the day, I had a collection of minions doing my bidding, younger nerds seeking someone to prevent the average hazing of a suburban high school. One of these minions has done what I thought he never would.
Approximately 11:56 in
He is an anarchist, an ordained priest (in the church of the subgenius), has been struck by a vehicle (small settlement) and has an arachnoid sist the size of a golf ball in his brain.
He probably walked there. This kid walks everywhere
Approximately 11:56 in
He is an anarchist, an ordained priest (in the church of the subgenius), has been struck by a vehicle (small settlement) and has an arachnoid sist the size of a golf ball in his brain.
He probably walked there. This kid walks everywhere
hail hail to the king of code!
Ok so today had some good ones. Nothing too major, but we got a good chuckle today. Looking forward to an exciting weekend here. Enjoy:
In the source code, in a class with no name
Put your hands down and CODE, come on now, just CODE, come on now just CODE, come on now
None of us did poor enough to be frozen in carbonite, but none of us did well enough to get 3 weeks shore leave on Risa
Holy Moaks
When they drop the nukes, only the RIT qeads will survive...we're like cockroaches - Thanks Adam
I find Jews fascinating -how humorously inappropriate
That frog's wearing a top hat. Frogs aren't supposed to wear top hats silly
I know a guy...
Warabak has contracted a case of the Moops - Thanks Delaney
Employees==Data
I was basically told this week not to be home tonight. My mother said "yeah...we're having a meeting here on Friday." what type of meeting you ask? a church meeting. Something about their son still living at home, drinking and smoking made them uncomfortable. I ended up walking in with my briefcase, my drycleaning, and my bi-weekly whiskey/cigarette purchase. Oh how I shame them.
Dave has also informed me that I have stooped to a new low: considering spending a Friday evening at GameStop for an ODST tournament which I am not even competing in.
Happy Friday everyone. It is time now for me to make the important choice: Pool hall by myself, GameStop ODST tourney, solo gaming, or work. Good night Internet
In the source code, in a class with no name
Put your hands down and CODE, come on now, just CODE, come on now just CODE, come on now
None of us did poor enough to be frozen in carbonite, but none of us did well enough to get 3 weeks shore leave on Risa
Holy Moaks
When they drop the nukes, only the RIT qeads will survive...we're like cockroaches - Thanks Adam
I find Jews fascinating -how humorously inappropriate
That frog's wearing a top hat. Frogs aren't supposed to wear top hats silly
I know a guy...
Warabak has contracted a case of the Moops - Thanks Delaney
Employees==Data
I was basically told this week not to be home tonight. My mother said "yeah...we're having a meeting here on Friday." what type of meeting you ask? a church meeting. Something about their son still living at home, drinking and smoking made them uncomfortable. I ended up walking in with my briefcase, my drycleaning, and my bi-weekly whiskey/cigarette purchase. Oh how I shame them.
Dave has also informed me that I have stooped to a new low: considering spending a Friday evening at GameStop for an ODST tournament which I am not even competing in.
Happy Friday everyone. It is time now for me to make the important choice: Pool hall by myself, GameStop ODST tourney, solo gaming, or work. Good night Internet
Sorry
Here are the ones I lost track of:
"Mock objects and dependency injection are just for people who don't know math" - Erik Meijer. - thanks Moak
["HTTP________________"]=> string(12) "------------"
Write sixteen apps, what'da ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt
In an all hands meeting the other day, a womoan sneezed. I almost said "Garth bless you"...half the room would have been horribly confused. Who else of you wanted to say it?
"Mock objects and dependency injection are just for people who don't know math" - Erik Meijer. - thanks Moak
["HTTP________________"]=> string(12) "------------"
Write sixteen apps, what'da ya get? Another day older and deeper in debt
In an all hands meeting the other day, a womoan sneezed. I almost said "Garth bless you"...half the room would have been horribly confused. Who else of you wanted to say it?
Thursday, October 1, 2009
LOLWUT?
Great day today! Lost a few due to a minor restart issue but enjoy that which survived:
I'm in your shared drive nuking your folders
I'm being clever...Java won't let me be clever
you silly bitch: if(null)
Phil: So I like their bagels at au bon pain way better than cosi, I went there to get my morning baked goods and caffeine fix. A medium capuccino with an extra shot of espresso and a plain bagel toasted with cream cheese...plus tax... comes out to $6.66...Theeee best part of waking up, is SAAAATAN in your cup!
Pokemon: Leap Edition
- A Wild Moak has appeared
- Throw Moakeball
- Your Delaney has evolved into GARTH
- Wild Sokol uses ability: Smoke cigarette
...More to come
Finally got it...15 mb CD shipped Fedex. And Q laughed at me for the idea that they might ship it
Food now, Sleep later. Good night Internet.
I'm in your shared drive nuking your folders
I'm being clever...Java won't let me be clever
you silly bitch: if(null)
Phil: So I like their bagels at au bon pain way better than cosi, I went there to get my morning baked goods and caffeine fix. A medium capuccino with an extra shot of espresso and a plain bagel toasted with cream cheese...plus tax... comes out to $6.66...Theeee best part of waking up, is SAAAATAN in your cup!
Pokemon: Leap Edition
- A Wild Moak has appeared
- Throw Moakeball
- Your Delaney has evolved into GARTH
- Wild Sokol uses ability: Smoke cigarette
...More to come
Finally got it...15 mb CD shipped Fedex. And Q laughed at me for the idea that they might ship it
Food now, Sleep later. Good night Internet.
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