Redemption?

So yesterday I posted promising to fix my previous faux pas. And here I am to do it. Enjoy the quips from the past few days:

Q: What would happen if Garth and the hynotoad were to face off?
A: Garth would stare the hypnotoad down resulting in its death due to a firey explosion of liquor
-Thanks Dave

Q: What would happen if Garth and Chuck Norris faced off in a battle royale?
A: Chuck Norris isn't that stupid (or see answer above)

New worst day of the week: MOnTday (Monday on Tuesday)

Show me on the IDE where SpringMVC touched you

"All these dark arts started pushing JavaScript and CSS beyond their limits" -The gospel as spoken by Garth

I'm an uber-hacker, you're an uber-hacker, we should hack each other's DBs - Tip of the hat to Lonely Island "Mother Lover" with Justin Timberlake (sequel to "Dick in a Box")

Coooding in my cube, this code it will not ru-un - Linkin Park anyone?
Emo Nerds: they slice their strings

Her onBlur function was inappropriately set, it should have been makeSandwich(me), but apparently it was resumeBitching()

So using those frameworks(Dojo, JQuery, etc.) is like wearing a rubber?

dojo, dijit and dojox, OH MY!

return chooseWisely ? Bushmills18 : JackDaniels;

"You're in JavaScript voodoo" - The gospel as spoken by Garth

The Heisenberg uncertainty principle makes a superb excuse whenever one arrives late for work or class.

You should try dating a girl, and just break up with her every time you go out to the bar, so you can hook up with a random girl, then get back together. and when she complains be like "hey! this is a dynamically defined relationship. I redefine the girlfriend variable as necessary. It's better than being statically defined and crashing with a CheatingException"
-Then tell her she is statically defined so the same argument won't work for her.

Breakdown of Modern Web Design -Thanks Phil

I can just picture Garth: "You've failed me for the last time JSON and DOJO..."

Dave: "But that means either the computer or Garth must be lying"
paradox? I THINK NOT!
Solution: heisenberg uncertainty principle; the computer exists on an alternate plane of reality thus reporting correct data, but not for this plane

Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about Garth Gilmour yet. - That's right, the almighty Garth is beyond even Google's understanding (from Googlism)

"You missed a comma"....then Garth bowed to Phil

"Doing the Gilmourian mind meld?"

Time for a rest. Good night Internet.