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Today was a great day. Garth has returned and brought gifts of whiskey flavored fudge and whiskey samplers. Enjoy today's quips:

I saw Garth. He's GLORIOUS.

Avert your eyes for his glory is blinding.

1 point for dave: It's like a solar eclipse. Do not stare directly at the Garth

burn the Lisp and boil the C, you can't take JEE from me

have you been collecting souls? they will come in handy as we begin using SpringMVC

what if garth was one of us? Just a n00b like one of us. Just a coder in his cube. Would you show his /home? -thanks Nick

I am Java man, coding in spring and hibernate - to the tune of Ironman

One does not simply code with iBatis

'tis a far far better flame i post today, than I have posted ever before

All your LEAP:
In AD 2009
LEAP was beginning
Julien: What happen?
Aviyente: Somebody set up us the Spring
O'Sullivan: We get Java
Julien: What!
O'Sullivan: DB turn on
Julien: It's you!!
Garth: How are you gentlemen!!
Garth: All your Struts are belong to us.
Garth: You are on the way to OOD
Julien: What you say!!
Garth: You have no chance to compile make your code.
Garth: Ha Ha Ha Ha
O'Sullivan: Captain !!
Julien: Take off every 'Lisp'!!
Julien: You know what you coding
Julien: Move 'Lisp'
Julien: For great justice

We're scripting together/But still it's compiled/And maybe we'll need help,/from Garth, who can tell? - The final countdown - thanks Adam

In the beginning, Garth created Assembly, and it was good

"You'll have your work cut out for you. They're a bunch of 404s" - The gospel as spoken by Garth

The Struts is a lie

ooh mama i'm coming 127.0.0.1

and i said, "what about WebWork and Calyxo" she said "I think those are frameworks, and as I recall, I think, they're both kind of no good" and I said "well that's, just a bunch of lies"

Garth speaks of the end times: "Servers don't track browsers, yeah. Because if they did, the web would grind to a hault"

Praise be to Garth. REJOICE for the second coming!

how much script would a JScript script if a JScript could script script?

out here in the cubes, i code for my meals

me: why was spring created?
someone else: ?
me: because he wanted to get back at the world for the attrocities committed against him at Candy Mtn

Time to tie it off for the day (Jameson 12). Good night Internet.